Music and sea life in the fifth grade...
Me: Eel is anguila.
Boy 1: There's a song called that. Duh da duh da duh da duh...anguila!
Me: Actually that's tequila.
Boy 1: Oh...
Boy 2: That's my mom's name.
More relationship talk with a kindergartener...
Boy: Your boyfriend has doody! Does he have this (pointing near his arm)
Me: What? A backpack? (No) A jacket? (No) An arm? (No) I have no idea what you mean!
Boy: This, right here! I want you to say it!
Me: An armpit?
Boy: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Me: Well yes, he has 2. Just like we all do.
Boy: I can't get ahold of myself!
Height v. Weight...
Me: So is your cousin still 8 pounds tall?
Girl: Yea. Actually no. She's 9 pounds now.
Me: 9 pounds, really? That's a whole extra pound, in one day?!
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