I didn't post anything yesterday because we had a snow day (yay!). But here are today's quotes.
Decorating Rana's clothing in fifth grade...
Boy: Can I see that saco for a second?
Girl: I accidentally drew a hat that covers his eyes.
Me: Just make it one of those ski hats with the eye holes.
Girl: OK. I'm drawing a mouth hole, too.
Me: That way he's ready for winter or to rob a bank.
Girl: Yea...in style!
Dismissal with Kindergarteners...
Boy: How's your boy bed?
Me: Boy bed? I don't have one.
Boy: How's your boyfriend?
Me: He's good.
Boy: He smells like beef and cheese.
Girl: When's your birthday again, Miss Black?
Me: It's on Tuesday. March 12.
Girl: Mine's still on July 11. It's on time.
Me: Your birthday is still on time? Well, that's good.
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