Second Grade...
Boy: My bananas is too skinny. I need to get some fat on thems.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time! |
Kindergarten...
Boy: Miss Black, look.
Me: Wow, those look great! I like how all the fruits have faces and arms and legs. Wait, does that say "peanut butter jelly time"?He shook his head yes. And then I high-fived him.
Me: That's awesome.
Boy 1 (native speaker): He (Boy 2) said "puta."
Me: I highly doubt that.
Boy 2: My dad got $3,000
Me: Are you giving it to me?
Boy 2: No.
Me: Why not?
Boy 1: Yea, you should give it to her because she helped you draw a pineapple.
A first grade boy finished drawing his food items and began to draw on the back of his book...
Boy: Hey Miss Black, guess what I'm drawing.
Me: What?
Boy: A zombie apocalypse.
Me: I did not expect that.
A kindergarten boy sees a third grade boy on crutches...
Boy: Look! That boy has a bad toe!
Dismissal time...
M: Hello!
Me: What's up?
M: AHHH!!! I was about to say that!
Me: It's a crazy world.
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