April 23, 2013

Kindergarten Boy: Is Miss Black your real name?
Me: Yes. Why wouldn't it be my real name?
Boy: I don't know.
Me: Is your real name so-and-so?

The left is [clearly] a "double tv" while the right is a jail.

Boy: Yea.

Second Grade Girl: The only think I know how to draw is everything.

First Grade Boy: Boo!
Me: Oh, you scared me!

Boy: I scared you? Did your heart go boom?

Me: It did.

Boy: That's what happens when someone scares me.

First Grade Boy: Here, this [drawing] is for you.

Me: Oh, thank you...what is it?

Boy: It's a double TV.

Me: A double TV? I like the way you think.

He later presented me with another drawing...
Boy: Look, Miss Black! It's a jail. Want me to make you one?
Me: Absolutely.