A second grade girl was trying to ask about Fall Break next week but I had no clue what she was saying this morning...
Girl: Do we stay home all weekend?
Me: What? I don't know...wait what?
Girl: Is next week the one where we stay home all weekend?
Me: Do you mean Fall Break? Next week we have Thursday and Friday off. We only come to school Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
A fourth grade boy mixes up his rhymes...
Boy: Cheater, cheater, pants on fire!
I finally let a kindergarten boy sing a song he knew about all of the colors...
Girl: Can I sing my song for the class now?
Me: Is it in Spanish?
Girl: No...
Me: Then no; you see, his was in Spanish.
A serious discussion about music with a second grade boy...
Boy: Miss Black, did you know there are some people who don't like Michael Jackson?
Me: I do know that...I suppose they aren't obligated to like him.
Boy: [shakes head] That's crazy. My sister wants to kiss Justin Beiber. [shakes head] That's crazy.
Me: I'm with ya on that one.
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