2nd Grade Boy: My birthday is the same as the world's.
Me: The world's?
Boy: Yea. July 14. July 4, July 14.
Me: Oh, ok. Well July 4th is America's birthday.
2nd Grade Girl: Wanna see my new gloves?
Me: Sure.
Girl: Ta-Da!
Me: Wow! Those look very warm.
Girl: I'm never taking them outside.
Me: Why not?
Girl: So I don't lose them! I've already lost 2 gloves outside.
Me: Why do you keep taking your gloves off outside?
Girl: To play with!
Me: Oh...ok then.
While on my morning hall duty, I heard these kids coming up the stairs talking about kissing or something...
Me: What's this about kissing?
1st Grade Girl: Nothing!
Me: I heard you talking about kissing.
Girl: No, we weren't. We were just talking about what we did on our summer vacations.
Me: Summer vacations? In December? Uh-huh.
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