Ribbit, ribbit! Look who was chilling outside the building this morning. Will he join the 4th grade menagerie? Only time will tell. |
The quotes got started right away this morning!
A brother (first grade) and his sister (kindergarten) were getting out of the car. I noticed the girl had some money in her hand...
Me: Oh, is that money for me?
Girl: No, it's for my lunch.
Me: Are you sure? That doesn't sound right. I'm pretty sure I told you to bring me some money.
Boy: There's a $100 bill at home. But you don't want that.
Me: Sure I do.
Boy: Well, OK.
Girl: I only have change.
Talking to a kindergarten girl who was absent yesterday, after her parents dropped her off in the morning...
Me: Oh, is that money for me?
Girl: No, it's for my lunch.
Me: Are you sure? That doesn't sound right. I'm pretty sure I told you to bring me some money.
Boy: There's a $100 bill at home. But you don't want that.
Me: Sure I do.
Boy: Well, OK.
Girl: I only have change.
Talking to a kindergarten girl who was absent yesterday, after her parents dropped her off in the morning...
Girl: Hi Miss Black!
Me: Hey! Where were you?
Girl: Uhh, in the car. (If it had been 1994 she would've added "duh" to her sentence)
Teacher: Good morning, so-and-so. Have a good day.
Boy: NEVER!!
You say it's your birthday? A first grade girl got out of her car this morning and stood behind one of the teachers on morning duty...
Girl: Well, are you going to say anything to me today?...it's my birthday.
Teacher: Oh, happy birthday.
(Did I mention that the teacher doesn't know this girl?)Finishing up food books in kindergarten with a boy I'll call B...
B: Hey Miss Señorita Black, have you ever had a red hamburger with a red bun and red cheese?
Me: No I haven't. Have you?
B: Nope. Look what I wrote next to the rice.
Me: It says hot. Is it hot rice?
B: Yea. I'm going to make all the foods on this page hot. Have you ever had...blue green spaghetti?
Me: Can't say as I have. Have you?
B: Hey, me and pizza are the same!
Me: You're the same as pizza?
B: Yea, B is B in Spanish and pizza is pizza in Spanish!
Me: Well I guess you and pizza are the same!
Boy 1: Look at my sandwich. I drew it with the top piece of bread up like this.
Me: Oh, like someone is just finishing making the sandwich and they're putting the top piece of bread on it. What a great idea!
Boy 2: Hey, come here. Look, I drew my sandwich with shoe bread.
Me: Oh wow. I see how the bread looks like a shoe. I've never had shoe bread.
Boy 1: I have!
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