Sometimes, it's not so much what kids are saying but rather what they're doing. Here are some funny things I've watched kids do.
November 19, 2012
A fourth grade boy fist bumped me in the hall. He stuck his fist out and nodded, so I went with it. Naturally, I added the customary post-fist-bump explosion (complete with sound effect) but he didn't. He's got a lot to learn.
November 8, 2012
While in a third grade class, a boy asked for my help. I leaned over his desk in order to explain something to him. I was mid-sentence when he coughed. He didn't cover his mouth. Oh, and he spit a little when he coughed. So a kid coughed and spit directly into my mouth.
October 24, 2012
A new math equation I discovered: very short teacher + shirt with sequins + kindergartener = boob grab
September 17, 2012
It didn't take long to discover that no matter how many times you tell a kindergartener (and sometimes older children) to draw a pair of scissors it will look like a penis 98% of the time.
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