January 14, 2013

Classic Rock in the Fifth Grade...
Boy: How do you say Black Sabbath in Spanish.
Me: That is so not what we are talking about.
Boy: Can you name at least one person from Black Sabbath. It's not a TV show, it's a band.
Me: I know that.

Another Shirt Update in Kindergarten...
Boy: Well, there's nothing on my shirt today. *Backstory: This boy always tells me about all his shirts. Or his hat. Or if he's wearing a belt. Or if his lips are chapped so he bringed Chapstick. I have no idea why I get such a kick out of it.

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword, According to a Third Grader...
Boy: Miss Black, do you know why you should never lose your pen?
Me: No.
Boy: If you lose your pen, you can't take notes. And if you can't take notes, you can't get an education. If you can't get an education then you can't go to college. If you can't go to college then you can't get a good job. If you can't get a good job, you can't get money. If you can't get money then you'll be poor. If you're poor then you can't buy a house and you'll live on the street. And if you live on the street you'll get skinny and die. So if you lose your pen, you'll die.
Me: I could go for the getting skinny part.

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