Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!
First Grade Boy: This is a golden bull. If you kill him, you get gold.
Me: Wow, I didn't even know that was a real animal.
Boy: Do you know where the golden bull lives?
Me: No, where?
Boy: Behind a volcano.
Me: That makes sense.
First Grade Girl: Can I make you a card for Teachers' Week?
Me: Well, sure.
First Grade Boy: My name is Craig.
First Grade Girl: Oh, Quake. Like earthquake.
Second grade girl: Did you know that when you turn 40 you become death?
Me: OK, wait what?
Girl: You become death.
Me: Do you mean deaf? As in you can't hear?
Me: That's totally not a thing.